The Love Boat

I don’t love it. This show was written and directed by Glenn Hughes.

Glenn Hughes

Look, if these people are going to fall in love, why on a boat? Boats are floating pieces of crap in my toilet boil which I shoot at with my urine gun. Yeah that’s love for you. What is this, a cruise for whores and prom kings?

One time this old lady fell in love on the show. Yeah right. The only thing old people fall into in real life is the basement! She should have fallen in the ocean and not gotten up. Stupid old bitch. And what’s with the crew?

What the hell's up with me?

Where’s Jack Nicolson when you need him? This guy supposedly paved the way for Patrick Stewart. More like Rod Stewart. If you want his body and you think he’s sexy, come on sugar get your fucking head examined, loser.

If I were on the love boat, I would drink everyone’s blood. I’d be Captain Bennie Goodman, VAMPYRE! Call the RED CROSS! PLEASE!!!!

So, if you like the Love Boat, you’re freaking lame.