Borobudur

Have you ever been to Borobudur? It sucks. It’s on the island of Java, and I can’t stand it. Java? What the fuck? Coffee Island? Right near Christmas Island? Yup That one.

Home to the Idiots

So, a bunch of idiots built a huge temple to some fat guy who had ideas. I don’t care. I don’t need your illuminated life. I had my dog take a crap on Borobudur. It’s full of hookers.

Ding Ping Ding

Look at this guy! This is you at Borobudur. Fat dumb turd. I taste Jesus! Yeah, good for you homeboy. You’re like Axl Rose without the red hair. So, if you like enlightenment and Borobudur you are stupid and don’t deserve to be part of my monopoly. FUCK Borobudur!