Dicks

I freaking hate dicks.

OH MY FREAKING GOD!!! HATE HIM...

Nosey freaking assholes, always slapping down on tables and poking around. I’m sick of these dicks messing up my life. You commit a crime and then dicks swarm the place. Dicks are horrible. Private dicks are the worst kind. I like my dicks public.

Their blood tastes awful, too. Ever try to suck on a dick for blood? I would only suck a dick if I got paid lots of money. Of course, my own dick doesn’t count. My dick is awesome. He’s like a spy in the house of love. Wanr to see my dick? I took a picture to show you.

HOLY DICK

 

And now you know.