Kim

Kim is such a bitch. I hate Kim.

Hi! I'm Redfaced Bitch-Kim

Kim is a total loser and I hope she eats crap, literally, for breakfast. She sleeps with dogs and zebras and has a hole in her ass right next to her asshole that she oozes shit from. I hate her guts and she is dumb.

One time, Kim was trowing up at a fancy restaurant, and I kicked her in the tit. The waiter laughed and slapped her across the face because she’s such a douche bag. Another time she called for pizza and they said no.

Look what she drives to work in the asshole mountains:

The Slutmobile!

She has AIDS and SARS. She has sex like a sea lion. She smells.

Everybody stop talking to Kim.