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Yngwie Malmsteen

Yngwie Malmsteen is a dick! I’d make him wash his underwear before going to bed because he’s a shitter for sure. Look:

Asshole Can't Rock

Asshole Can't Rock

Get over yourself Yngwie Malmsteen. You play a fucking guitar! You’re no hero. You’re not a soldier of truth and justice. You’re a fucking bard, a banjo player, a flibberdigibbert. Rainbow head! Nice tight pants, fatty. Here’s a guy who’s stuck in the 50s!

DOUG!

Da da daaa da: DOUG!

Ow! That tickles when you play that. No one feels particularly evil when listening to your music. You are on Satan’s pussy wall of fame, you girl!

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3 Responses to “Yngwie Malmsteen”

  1. Malach the Merciless Says:
    August 17, 2008 at 3:32 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA! Randy Rhodes it dead!

    Reply
  2. royters Says:
    August 18, 2008 at 11:24 am

    He sounds awesome.

    Reply
  3. john Says:
    November 9, 2009 at 1:25 am

    he is better then you will ever be

    Reply

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